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 Who is Xenu?

I’m going to tell you a story. Are you sitting comfortably? Right, then I’ll begin.


Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu. Xenu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xenu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Xenu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xenu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn’t end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a “thetan” in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called “implanting”.

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xenu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xenu is still alive today.



That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called “body thetans”. And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these “body thetans” and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

Well what did you think of that story?

You thought it was a stupid story?


Well so do we. However, this story is the core belief in the religion known as Scientology.* If people knew about this story then most people would never get involved in it. This story is told to you when you reach one of their secret levels called OT III. After that you are supposed to telepathically communicate with these body thetans to make them go away. You have to pay a lot of money to get to this level and do this (or you have to work very hard for the organisation on extremely low pay for many years).

We are telling you this story as a warning. If you become involved with Scientology then we would like you to do so with your eyes open and fully aware of the sort of material it contains.

Most of the Scientologists who work in their Dianetics* centres and so called “Churches” of Scientology do not know this story since they are not allowed to hear it until they reach the secret “upper” levels of Scientology. It may take them many years before they reach this level if they ever do. The ones who do know it are forced to keep it a secret and not tell it to those people who are joining Scientology.

Now you have read this you know their big secret. Don’t let us put you off joining though.



* Dianetics and Scientology are trademarks of the Religious Technology Centre. This document is not connected with that organisation in any way.








  1. Well, it’s amusing at many levels. You have to admit that the insane notions that Hubbard dreamed up while stoned to the gills with narcotics is basically as sane as any nutty Christian occultism, Islamic occultism, and any actual, legitimate theist religion.

    To be sure, the Xenu nonsense is equal to the Jesus nonsense — which is one of the reasons why Anonymous and the ARSCC focus on the crimes and abuses of Scientology and use the Xenu bait-and-switch bunko scam as background in to the lies sold to Scientology’s customers.

    The Scientology corporation used to demand that Xenu, Body Thetans, and all the rest were lies being disseminated on the Internet. Customers who found out about it were told by the corporation’s crime bosses and ringleaders that it was lies made up by “religious bigots on the Internet,” and prospective customers were told that Xenu et al. had nothing to do with Scientology.

    And yet in the background the violently insane criminals were constantly threatening human rights and civil rights workers, reporters, Judges, newspapers, magazines, radio shows and everyone else with lawsuits if they so much as mentioned Xenu, usually claiming “copyright” or “trademark infringement” or — insanely — “trade secrets.”

    Customers are informed officially about Xenu and the rest when they purchase the opportunity to read Operating Thetan Level 3, and many crime bosses who have been asked about it on television, radio, magazines, and newspapers have lied, claiming it’s “religious bigots” who dreamed up the nonsense. Since the crime syndicate only fields high ranking ringleaders, all of which have purchased OT3, they’re all knowingly lying — and when they do it under oath they’re all knowingly committing perjury.

    Body Thetans are a bait-and-switch bunko fraud. “Dianetics” starts out selling the rubes, marks, and suckers the notion that “auditing” and other nonsense is removing memories — engrams — which cause all of a person’s problems, even such physical problems as a broken leg.

    Eventually, after OT3 is purchased, the victims are informed that all the previous nonsense they had been sold was lies intended to “ready” them for the real truth, that it’s not memories being removed but invisible murdered space aliens that infest them.

    If the sucker pays for that, as they progress up the fraud they’re eventually informed that that also is a lie and that the “auditing” and other nonsense is really designed to “wake up” the Body Thetans which are themselves infested with Body Thetans.

    Level after level keeps the rubes paying money, backed with extremly debilitative brainwashing at every step, all designed to rook and swindle as much money out of the rubes, marks, and suckers as possible.

    Scientology isn’t a religion, obviously. If Scientology informed its customers about Xenu and all the other insane occultism before they handed over their money, Scientology would possibly be a religion, one as idiotic and stupid as Christianity, Islam, Israelim, and all the other plethora of insane god belief humanity suffers from. But Scientology is about money, not about occult insanity, ergo it is not on a par with actual religions.

    My opinions only and only my opinions, as always.

  2. =====================================
    Hi Frederick.

    Hey thanks for posting such an informative comment. That was great. I disagree with some of what you said,,,, but also learned some stuff too.

    When I looked for something to believe in, I look at my options and found Christianity to be the most compelling and attractive religion or “world view” out there. Pantheism was out the window cause I have a sneaky feeling that a “self centered” person (myself) cannot be god or a part of god. So then all the religions had rules to follow and points to score. Well what if they deduct points and my final tally is a negative? If there was a heaven, I knew I could not work myself into citizenship. So then I found the free gift.

    I find the bible to describe man in truth, fallen and self centered and sinful. If man would have wrote the bible, it would wreek as an ODE to mankind and his self, as other books, religions and philosophies do.

    In the end I could not resist the idea of a creator God that loved so much,, that he gave man free will. And then that God became a man to die and redeem his creation that had chosen it’s own way. This is how we know the love of God, that he died for us.

    It really is the most beautiful thing I have ever come across. The Love of God and his hanging on that cross for me and you and all.

    Many claim God would be terrible to let people go to hell. But he has done everything he can do. He has provided the way. And if we chose not the way. Then we have chosen our own destiny and outcome.

    I hope somewhere somehow, that the love of God,, will capture you as He has me.

    TY again for the awesome comment.

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